I think I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. I just want to be as clear on this point as I can. I fucking LOVE the weird shit! It’s what makes the world go round. If I can’t end a busy, stressful week with someone chained up and a whip in the mix, then I lose my mind. It’s just what I need to recharge the old batteries and get things back on track.
Sometime you just can’t find a willing partner, though. It happens to the best of us. That’s why porn exists. You can scratch that itch and you don’t have to spend a ton of money on condoms. I’ve scoured the internet for the best of the best when it comes to fetish porn. One network kept popping up, but I put it off. There’s a lot of porn out there and I can only jerk it so many times in a day. Anyway, I finally joined Tainster and, holy shit! I should have done this YEARS ago!
They come from Europe
If there’s one thing the Europeans do right, it’s porn. They make the freaky shit look totally normal. You just can’t grow up somewhere with a nude beach every twelve feet and not get into the kinky shit. The girls here are hot and they’ve been fucking making porn since 2010. That doesn’t make them one of the oldest porn sites around, but it does make them almost a decade old. That means the archives are massive and the people keep on coming back. That’s always a good sign and one look at this place lets me know why. They’re owned by Sinx and that gives you options I’ll talk about later.
There’s a lot of porn
The home page is wall-to-wall thumbnails. It shows you all of the latest videos and they fucking touch on EVERYTHING! Just taking a quick look, I can see family sex, golden showers, teen anal, bondage, orgies, pussy stretching, DP, and even some bukkake thrown in. It’s obvious that this site is going to have my back, no matter what I want to dedicate my load to. So far I’m extremely happy with what I see, so it’s off to the signup page.
You get your options
The basic membership comes in two flavors. You can join for a monthly recurring or two months recurring. There’s no difference between the two of them, so that part’s pretty meh. I’d prefer a full year and a trial, but that’s just me. I’m an all-or-nothing kind of an asshole. Then you get your Sinx option. Even though this network stands on its own, Sinx still has its thing going on. They offer a pay-per-category membership. You can pick the kind of porn that you’re into and only get that. It will still be coming from all of the different sites. It’s just going to be the same niche. I checked it out and I can see why it works more clearly. The categories make it all make sense. There’s lesbian, femdom, teens, cumshot, wet clothes, and like a million more. In fact, there’s even a full list after the page with all the thumbnails. I can pay for one or multiple categories and get all of the Tainster porn that goes into it. That’s a good fucking idea! I can also choose to pay per video, but that would fucking break me!
The videos are always extreme
Like I already said, this shit hits on all the fucking niches. The only common thread is that every single video is fucking extreme! They take this shit seriously and the girls are up for anything. It doesn’t matter if they have a guy’s balls in a vice or they’re getting their tits pissed on. It’s all taken to the next level and they fucking LOVE IT! The girls are hot at the beginning and bruised and sticky at the end. You just can’t ask for anything better than that.
The quality is just as extreme
I’m sure that a lot of you little bitches have been turned off to extreme porn because of the quality. That’s okay, I get it. The quality usually sucks. It’s like the asshole making it figured they could just stretch a pussy with a wine bottle and everyone would be happy. It didn’t matter that the cunt was in a shadow the whole time. That’s not what these guys do. The quality is high, just as it should be. Everything is in high definition and the production values are on point. It all looks dirty, but that’s just because of what’s happening in the videos, not the way it was made.
Unlimited downloads and no ads
So, here’s one of the most important things I’m seeing. The network isn’t hitting me with ads! I fucking love that so much! I’m already a member. I shouldn’t be sold extra shit and these gods among men know that. They also aren’t limiting me for downloads. I already have a fuckload of them going and I’m just waiting for them to start finishing. Once they’re on my hard drive, it’s time to take my cock for a stroll to pound town!
Here’s the bottom line
If you’ve been reading this review, then you know how this part will go. You should be joining Taintser right now! They have everything! The fucking is extreme and the bitches are hot! There are over 5,000 fucking videos! There are 17 fucking sites! You can pay per category or pay per video! It has something for everyone. It doesn’t matter if you want your balls trampled or if you want to take a piss all over some sluts face. You can find it right fucking here! Join this fucking site right now and find out what sex is actually supposed to be like!
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- Over 5,000 videos across 17 sites
- Access to entire network with one membership
- Fetish action hits every niche
- No update schedule
- No model pages
- No comments section