Okay, so here’s the thing. I fucking LOVE to fuck! Also, here’s the other thing. I’m a LAZY fucking piece of shit! If I can get away with not doing something, I’m not fucking doing it. Those two things fight with each other a lot. You can’t fuck the night away if you don’t feel like getting a work out. That’s why I have a giant chest filled with sex toys. Those fuckers do all the grunt work that I just hate doing. Shit, I barely care if the women cums at all. I’m there to drop a load and get out. If a fuck tool can take care of her so I don’t have to listen to her bitch, I’m all for it. That’s why I’m signing up for Orgasmatics. It fulfills my sexual fantasies and my fantasies of never doing any work.
Signing up is quick
I already have a boner, so I want to get this shit out of the way. The sign up page is easy as shit. There’s an option for a month and an option for two months. That’s it. The only problem is that it’s in Euros. Are those the things you have to mine for? Do they come in those plastic eggs in those vending machines? I have no fucking idea. I’ll just put in my information and let the internet figure it out. I’m late for a jerk and nap.
Lots of porn
The home page is fucking FILLED with porn. There’s really a shit ton here. It’s not just about the Orgasmatics, either. I have access to the entire fucking Tainster Network! Holy shit! I didn’t see that when I signed up! That’s fucking awesome! Fuck dealing with women, I’ll just jerk it here when I get horny. It only takes me about 30 seconds to cum, anyway. It’s just the most efficient way to take care of business.
The site is filled with lesbians
The fuck videos here are fucking awesome. It’s mostly all lesbians dyking it out with Hitachi wands. There’s the occasional guy thrown in, but it’s very rare. There’s also the occasional regular vibrator or dildo in the fuck mix. Once again, that’s rare. The site is pretty much dedicated to lesbians fucking each other with wands. I don’t hate that at all. I love a good wand fuck video. They’re fucking awesome!
Orgasmatics is fucking awesome
There’s no question about this site. It’s fucking amazing. Sign up for it right now and you won’t be let down. You’re getting the whole fucking Tainster Network, for fuck sake. These lesbians are hot, horny and they all have a mechanical advantage. Shit, the next time some bitch complains that I didn’t make her cum, I’ll just open this site and take a nap while she fingers out her orgasm for herself. Speaking of naps… Bye.
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- Horny lesbians fucking hard with magic wands
- Access to then entire Tainster Network
- Lots of HD porn
- All dialogue is in foreign language