Orgy Max Review

Well, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: There’s no point in fucking one slut when you can fuck a bunch of them. Why settle for two titties when you can get a dozen? The math of one on one sex just doesn’t add up at all. That’s why the porn gods have seen fit to bestow Orgy Max upon us. It’s part of the Taintster Network and, boy howdy is it full of orgies!

Signing up is easy

I didn’t even need to scope this one out before I joined it. It’s from a network I love and it’s all about orgies. I don’t need any other reason to unzip and start browsing. The front page is wall to wall with thumbnails. There are 24 videos per page and there are a whole lot of pages. Just a quick look shows me that I’m in for a good, long sesh once I settle in. First, I need to taste the icing on the sex cake.

They touch on all the niches

Most porn sites would just offer a heaping helping of groups sex and be done with it. That’s not the Taintster way! They make sure to hit on every niche and fetish your little mind can think of. If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like when twelve guys decide to piss on one slut, (I know I have!) you can find out right here! I mean, shit, there’s bondage, glory holes, cum fetish, femdom, even fucking shaving! I can’t think of a single fetish that I can’t find here and it’s starting to get my chubby throbbing.

Quality drops off but you get the whole network

The further back I go, the more I notice the drop off in quality. Where shit was streaming at 1080p in the beginning, it’s now at 360p. Granted, I’m looking at the older shit now. That’s going to happen no matter what porn site you go to. If it’s a huge problem, stop bitching and just move over to the other network sites once your poor eyes can’t handle the lower resolution. Oh, I mentioned that you get access to the entire Taintster Network with the membership, right? No? Well, now you know! 17 sites and thousands of stroke videos is nothing to sneeze at, even when you get a pube stuck up your nose.

Join the site and get it all

Don’t fuck around here. You know where this is going. This membership gets you orgies in every niche imaginable. They have all of the really nasty shit that makes me jerk it faster than a hooker training with a Shake Weight. They even give you access to the entire Taintster Network and that alone is worth it. Drop your dick and join Orgy Max right the fuck now!