Quick, guess what I love! That’s right, gloryholes! Now guess what else I love! You got it! Women just absolutely getting covered in cum! There’s nothing better than a hot girl with cum on her face! If you don’t believe me, just take a look at your mom after I leave in the morning! Boom, mom joke! Anyway, let’s get serious here. I’m joining Slime Wave and there’s nothing you can do about it!
The home page is just fucking filled with hot girls and cum. I just can’t ask for anything better. There are lesbians a plenty as well as plenty of solo girls. There are even some parties and orgies, but we’ll get to that later. The point is that this is where I want to be when I need things to get filthy.
Signing up could be easier
I head to the sign up page and everything looks fine. There’s an option for one month or two months. That’s fine as well. The only issue is that it’s all in Euros. It would just be so, super cool if I could convert it on the page. I can’t though, so I soldier on. There are cummy girls waiting for me on the other side.
It comes with the Taintster Network
Things get really porny right away. One membership just got me full access to the entire Taintster Network! That’s fucking awesome! It’s like Christmas just came all over my chest! If I ever tire of cum, which I won’t, I can unwind with any of the other sites on the network. Nice!
There’s a lot of porn
That’s not to say that I can ever actually get tired of the videos here. There are a lot of them. There are also constant fucking updates. I’m starting to get worried about how much cum is going to start building up on my keyboard! The only difficulty is with searching. It’s tough to just get videos from Slime Wave. No matter how hard I try, I always get results from other Taintster sites. Ah, well. I guess I was just born to suffer.
The videos are hot
Naturally, the videos are fucking hot. A lot of them take place at a gloryhole. Women suck on whatever comes through, then get splattered with fake cum. There are also plenty of lesbian videos. You just know lesbians secretly want to be able to cum on each other. With a strap on and a bucket of slime, they can make it happen!
Get a towel and join
Go and grab yourself a bottle of water and a towel. You’re going to need them both after you join. Stay hydrated so you don’t jerk yourself to death. Mop up your mess in between sessions. Oh, and I was just kidding about cumming in your mom’s face earlier. I always cum on her chest!
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- Access to the entire Taintster Network
- Hot girls just covered in fake cum
- Buy single videos
- Price is in Euros
- Difficult to search
- Videos thrown in from other sites