Hi – I’m known as “Lord of the Cameltoe”, the guy that made this site. It’s a porn directory, in case that wasn’t obvious. But like a lot of websites, writing the “About Me” page is the hardest part. So here’s my attempt:
I’m just a guy in his 30s who likes porn and wanted a better way to find out which sites had the best porno. That’s it.
Yo! I worship the ground you walk on. How can I contact you?
The easiest way to reach me is through email: firstname.lastname@example.org. I try and check my emails a few times a day, but shit happens so be patient. I’ll reply if you’re worth my time.
I want my super-duper cool porn site added to your list. Do I have to suck your dick?
But – I’ve got to warn you. If your email is basically “Hi, please add my website.” and that’s it, I am going to ignore you. When you’re trying to contact me, put some effort into it. Give me details. Remember – my directory focuses on value for money. You’ve got to convince me why I should be sharing your website with my readers.
I’m annoying and I want to share my stupid opinion with you
Did you find something wrong with my site? Go fuck yourself because my site is perfect!
Maybe you’ve found a broken link or a huge mistake in a site’s ranking? Ok. Send me an email. I am always open to other opinions. If I got something wrong on a site review, I can try to fix that.
However, don’t try to trick me. If your site is bad, don’t come crying to me about it.