I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again. I’m a fucking freak. It’s just the way I am. I don’t make any excuses. I just blame society and move on with my life. Anyway, I was taking a piss a few minutes ago and a thought occurred to me. I need to drink WAY more water because that stream is a dark shade of yellow that I never even knew fucking existed! The next thought was about how much fun it would be if the toilet was replaced by this girl I saw on the street the other day. Then I started thinking about standing around her in a circle with my idiot friends while we all pissed on her together. What I’m trying to say is that I’m joining Pee Squad to get this shit out of my system. I can’t just go around peeing on strangers anymore. The court was very clear about that the last time this happened.
Sign up takes a second
There are two options to join and that’s all I need. One is for a month and the other is for two months. I can’t be angry about that. What I can be angry about is the fact that the money is Euros. How the fuck am I supposed to jerk it to piss videos when I can’t do the math beforehand? I can barely count on my fingers when I’m NOT horny. Jesus Christ.
There’s a whole lot of pissing
I get through that with a little help from the internet and I’m finally in the site. I like it in here! There’s video after video of piss! Not only that, but I’m seeing videos from all over the Tainster Network! One membership got me the whole, goddamned thing! When I get tired of piss orgies, I can switch over to a Pissery video of a hot girl pissing on her patio. Then I can watch a bunch of lesbians fist each other before they drink the nectar. Shit, I can even go to Pisseriar and see two lesbian teens pissing on each other’s pussies from a few feet away from each other! The possibilities are endless!
The pissing here is hot
Of course, it’s the pissing in Pee Squad that brought me here. Each fuck video has one girl surrounded by a shitload of guys. It’s her job to suck them all off while they piss on her head. You just can’t get any better than that, now can you?
Join it now
Don’t make any fucking excuses. You wouldn’t be reading this if you weren’t into piss, you fucking freak! Just join the site and come to the dark side. You know you want it! You can always lie to yourself later on and say you joined for the access to all of Tainster, you fucking pussy!
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- Access to the entire Tainster Network
- Pay per video options available
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- Nothing is in English
- Few, if any, new updates
- Search function sucks balls