I think we all know this one. It’s the best way to spend all our free time away, and I heard it can even give you a few health benefits here and there. Am I talking about vitamins? Well, sort of. This is something we do probably a little over every day, and it gives out the most satisfying feeling ever. Have you guessed it? Well, whatever you’re thinking, I’m sure we’re thinking about the same thing.
Rubbing and Tugging to Heaven
So, what’s your preference? Do you like to use toys, machines, regular everyday items, or just your hands? Anything’s okay, to be honest. Anything and everything will take you to the peak of pleasure if you use it correctly. *wink wink*
You’ve definitely come to the right fucking place, you horny perv. Now I won’t ask why you’re tugging that dick more than a few times a day, but I will say there’s a scarce source of entertainment we can feast our eyes on while fapping, huh? It’s a bit disappointing, really. That’s why I’ve come up with this extensive list to keep your eyes peeled and glued on the screen while your hands stick to your dick.
Now, what kind of fapping do you want to see? There’s quite a fucking number to choose from, surprisingly. If you are craving some solo masturbation action, getting a little help with a few toys, some couple masturbation, or whatnot, I’m pretty sure we’ve got everything under our sleeves. Ready to have a walkthrough?
Are You Cumming?
Pun intended I guess. You’ve probably seen a few masturbating scenes from quite a number of explicit movies that got all the blood rushing to your cock or your pussy. You might have even watched some fapping pornos. To be honest, some of them are too long for my liking, and I can even fapping is my passion just like that. Most of them use their hands or some handy help from a fellow horny buddy. But there’s more to fapping than just that. I mean, that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
You already know about the vibrators, how small or humongous they can be, and how they can make the ladies squirt and squirm and moan like crazy. There’s more to it than that. How about getting some dildos to do the job? It’s the most commonly called fap toy aside from strap-ons, and it gets the job done. There’s pussy fisting, and there’s anal fisting, but to make it more interesting, add in some plugs, anal beads, and prostate massagers. It’s a total game-changer, and it’ll make your fapping session more drool-worthy than it actually is.
More than that, I know you horny fuckers get tired of using the same hand every single time. Prepare to feast your eyes on some mind-blowing sleeves and penis rings that will not only get you going crazy, but it’ll also make the girl you are eyeing want to ride you so fucking bad. You can dive much deeper into this fapping blackhole and go into the more torturous part of it, including pussy pumps, penis pumps, vacuum pumps, or whatever. You get your Ben Wa Balls for some pussy pleasure and your packers and harnesses. Now, are you ready to see some actual fucking action?
All Things A1
Horny strikes whoever and whenever, and it’s bothersome to browse around still and look for the perfect fapping porno to fap on to. That’s why I’ve wasted my own time to make you this fucking list so you can click and go nonstop. I guarantee you’ll have your eyes glued on the screen from the moment the sun rises until it sets. It’s going to be you, your dick or your pussy, probably some lube, and that’s it for the day.
Fap your fucking dick away to some of your sickest fapping fantasies and pleasures to one of the mildest ones that I could put on this list made for the pervs. This will be even better than your sex life, and I’m not even kidding. I don’t even know why there are rankings on it when every fucking thing is A fucking 1. There are so much more wanking sites and pornos to discover. All you need to do is unzip those pants and relax. Everything will come at the click of your horny fucking finger.
This is the only place you’ll need to go to for all your wanking finds. Now, are you cumming or not? Let’s get this fapping started.
