Brazzers Review
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Brazzers — according to them, they are the number one best porn site in the world. To extend that good intro, Brazzers has been the home of the best sex, MILF, and big boobs videos. Those are all according to their words. Brazzers have been around for quite some time already, and I must say, it’s pretty impressive that their audience only increases with time; it never really decreases, doesn’t it? You might even think that Brazzers is just one of the porn sites that your finger automatically types on your browser, and it’s probably been sitting in your bookmarks since you discovered how to fap. But, it’s always more profound than that, and let’s have a walk-through to find out.
Brazzers’ website has that typical porn site look and feel to it. Giant banners, a well-organized options menu on the header, and a well laid out selection of porno films ready to be played with just a click of your finger. This porn site undeniably floats everyone’s boats pretty effortlessly, and they’ve managed to do that for some time now. You could say it’s a treasure chest that’s long been found but hasn’t run out of gold to mine. Brazzers is filled to the brim with thousands upon thousands of drool-worthy ladies and gents clad with skimpy clothing, animal costumes, lingerie, and even regular peoples’ clothing. They pose with their poker faces plastered on hot, shiny, wet bodies, or you could easily catch them in porno films’ stills classified under an album in one of their photo galleries. Brazzers is like porn’s natural fountain; you’ll never run out unless there’s a drought.
According to Brazzers’ social media, they’ve been around since the dinosaurs. Nah, just kidding. Brazzers has been around since October of 2007. That’s 15 fucking incredible years of serving high-quality porn of all kinds. You can only imagine their diverse audience, what more about their varied content? Brazzers have collected every ethnicity imaginable on the face of the Earth. Asians, Latinas, Americans, Europeans – you name it! They’re probably already fucking, sucking, or masturbating in one of Brazzers’ pornos. Obviously, Brazzers’ contents have been shot and filmed by professionals in the adult entertainment industry. You can easily see through the quality of their photos and movies right off the bat. However, you might still find a few homemade videos every now and then. Know that those are most likely uploaded by private users just wanting to get their fucking techniques critiqued by the harsh internet world. Still, those kinds of videos offer an excellent fapping session, to me at least.
If you’re here to bash Brazzers, go away. Their success is undeniable and quite evident as well. Some people might think they’ve lost their shine throughout the years, but hey, careful! You might find Brazzers still bookmarked in your browser. It has endured numerous porno eras, added a ton of new fetishes, and built a porn network so good that your relationship with Brazzers might be even better than your actual real-life relationships. It’s okay; put ice on the burnt area, and let’s keep reading through this review.
Brazzers: The Best and The Only, Helping You Fap Since You Discovered Your Dick
Does anyone still remember the first time we all saw our dicks hard? Man, that moment of curiosity opened up a whole new world for all of us. It was a difficult time, too, sneaking in cosmetic catalogues, stealing Playboy magazines from your dad, looking for a bathroom stall right away when a boob brushed by our shoulder. But those were the good times. Then, of course, we’d all choose to be left behind so we could type in Brazzers.com on the family computer and jack off our way throughout the day. Those were the early times. Look at you now; still typing in Brazzers every time you need a good wanking session. Going on Brazzers still feels the same even if you’re currently living in your own apartment or mom’s basement. It’s still an extensive catalogue filled to the brim with naked ladies in all their glory, wet and shiny, ready for a good dicking down. You can say Brazzers is the explicit version of your favourite cartoon.
One of Brazzers’ classic moves is staying as they are – classic, horny, and funny as ever. Their interface might have changed as our screens got bigger, but their content will remain high quality, with classic storylines that’ll make you chuckle while holding your cock. Even though they are the home of big boobs, their boob selection has gotten pretty big, even giving flat-chested babes all the fucking they deserve. Everything depends on the audience’s sexual cravings, I guess.
Currently, Brazzers is boasting a whopping 9,639+ scenes ranging from 5 to 25 minutes each. Yep, that big of a library. That’s because they update their stash daily, so you perverted fuckers don’t run out of porno films to stroke your already wilted dick too. If you’re talking about variety, Brazzers will tell you to fuck right off since they have 25 websites in their network, including Big Tits At Work, Big Tits At School, Mommy Got Boobs, MILFs Like It Big, and Teens Like It Big just to name a few. Because it’s Brazzers, expect the storyline of each porno to be more on the comedic side. Although a few videos contain serious, sexy role-playing scenes before they get to their erotic, softcore sex – it’s not very common. Brazzers likes to keep fun, light, wet, wild, hardcore, and sloppy.
Brazzers has amassed 9,636+ photo galleries containing approximately 800 photos in each to add to that already jaw-dropping number of films. That’s over 7 million photos on one website! So if your day is going a bit busier than usual, you can pick up your phone, go through your bookmarks or downloads, and have a short jacking-off session with one of the thousands of photos you’ve downloaded from Brazzers since there are absolutely no fucking download limits! Yep, you can download any porno or photo anytime, anywhere, and if the place allows it, why don’t you lash your dick out and stroke it at that moment, too? Pretty fucking daring of you.
To finally put the icing on the cum-covered cake, Brazzers contains 2,046 models in their lineup as of writing. Their complete details are in their model index, having their bios and stats. You can even rate them, add them to your favourites, and see all the videos the models are featured in on their profiles as well. Brazzers have successfully maintained all the mind-blowing names in the adult entertainment industry, such as Vina Sky, Eva Elfie, Nia Nacci, and Kendra Spade, again, to name a few.
One of the good perks you’ll be getting whether you’re browsing using a paid membership or a free account is that there are filters and sorting options if you’re the organized type of horny person. There are multiple sorting options, a basic search, advanced filtering, and even a well-organized list of all the sites in Brazzers’ big-ass network. That way, you can proceed with your meticulous tastes in sex and even very carefully select a porno performance precisely suited to your liking.
Now that we’ve talked about all the good things, here’s one paragraph containing all the cons that Brazzers has. You can skip reading if you want, but I suggest not to since it’s short anyway. First, Brazzers requires a separate fee for downloads. Although there’s no limit on downloading, you’ll still have to shell out a good $14.99 a month for that. No regrets, though. Also, since Brazzers has been around for 15 fucking years already, some videos are still in 480p. Not good, I know. But consider the age, you fucker. Do you still think your granny is that good in bed? She’s probably functioning in 480p too. Lastly, some sites in their network are no longer updating their stash of videos and photos, but you can still view them freely if you want to. That’s about it. Want to know more? Check out this Brazzers FAQ.
The Price to Pay for a Good Fapping
Actually, like I mentioned earlier, you can visit Brazzers for free. Although just like any other pay porn site, you’ll have to get used to viewing only the previews and free videos that aren’t that good compared to the paid ones. Here’s a good tip: find a porn site with Brazzers as one of their sites in their network and watch a few select porno films in full for free. But that’s still incredibly limited. Looking at the prices now, I’d say they are pretty reasonable. It suits whatever budget you have at the moment, even the tightest ones.
Here’s one thing to consider: Brazzers only accepts payments from Discover, JCB, MasterCard, and VISA. If you’re paying from other modes of payment, you’re probably getting scammed by a site posing to be Brazzers. That’s your problem now, not mine. Also, Brazzers only offers four kinds of membership plans. Drag your eyes through these:
- $1.00 for two days of limited access, which recurs at $39.99 per month
- $32.99 for the monthly recurring subscription
- $59.99 for the tri-monthly recurring subscription
- $119.99 for the annual recurring subscription
Now that you’re old enough to pay, I suggest you swipe your credit card to once and for all experience a hearty fapping session that’s like no other. I know you’ve been wanking with Brazzers ever since, and it’s time to make your relationship more intimate. But, if you’re still at the crossroads, whether to swipe it or not like I always say: fap it out to find out.
Type of website: | Premium Porn Site, Porn Network |
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Type of content: | Porn Videos |
Main Category: | Premium Porn Sites |
Subcategory: | Hardcore Porn Sites |
Subcategory: | Big Tit Porn |
Subcategory: | Big Ass Porn |
Subcategory: | Pornstar Porn Sites |
Subcategory: | Big Dick Porn |
Affiliate Program: | Adult Force |
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Best Hardcore Porn Sites | #1 of 168 Hardcore Porn Sites |
Best Big Tit Porn | #1 of 24 Big Tit Porn |
Best Big Ass Porn | #1 of 9 Big Ass Porn |
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Best Big Dick Porn | #1 of 24 Big Dick Porn |