Game of Whores Review
Game of Whores
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Game of Whores is based on one famous universe that I’m pretty sure all of us have known for so long. Even if you haven’t watched it yet, I’m pretty sure you know some words from it. If you’ve seen that, you’ll know that there are a few fucking scenes involved. But I’ve always thought the fucking scenes are lacking. Then again, it’s not porn. The guys at Manitu Games decided to have the same thoughts as all of us, so here we are. I definitely love the modern twists this game has to offer. It’s not all dragons and taverns and stuff, which is pretty nice. But of course, it’s not the best thing since sliced bread. It’s just the best thing for your dick to fap to.
Although there’s one thing you need to do before you can get that dick hard and throbbing. Yep, that’s right. You need to manually download the game into your computer like some kind of GTA shit, coming from a zip file and all those processes. I, personally, am not that interested in all of that. It would be nice to actually be able to play the game on the get-go because my horny fucking self doesn’t have a lot of patience. But let’s see what it can give you.
Welcome to the Kingdom of Whores
Surprisingly, the game is more diverse than we think it is. Whether you have an android or an iPhone, a windows-run PC or an iMac, you definitely won’t encounter any problems with this game because it’s downloadable. The same deal-breaker for some won’t be the case for everyone. It’s pretty easily accessible, and based on my experience, you can even play it without an internet connection. Pretty neat, right? Game of Whores is as simple as it gets. You download the zip file from their website, install the game, and play it on the go or whatever.
I’m not done playing the game yet, but let me tell you, there are a lot of situations wherein you won’t get fucked or see any fucking. Although the story revolves around brothels and whore shit and the situations are a bit interesting as well. But if you’re looking for some non-stop fucking, dick hogging, and tit sucking, this might not be game for you. You’ll need an immense amount of patience before you get to see dick entering a whore’s dripping wet pussy. If you have a lot of time on your hands, then it’s nice to just sit, and press the enter button nonstop until you arrive at a quest that you have to finish. Here’s a spoiler alert, the main character that you’ll have to name doesn’t like to show tits that much. I mean, I had the patience to wait for that, I’m pretty sure you’ll get that too.
Since it’s a game that you’ll have to download, naturally, it doesn’t have any annoying pop-up ads or any ads of some sort. It’s just a plain old game with graphics that are actually pleasing to the eyes. However, even though I’m a fan of those graphics, I don’t like the fact that the expressions just go by repeatedly. I mean, the same face that’s crying will be the same face you’ll see when a character gets angry. Not to mention the fact that even though there literally are tons of conversations involved, you’ll only be able to see one person talking and you’ll have to pretend that the other one is you. Well, it is you. But it would have been nice to see two people in a conversation. It just feels and looks odd to only have one person speaking.
Because Game of Whores is based on a pre-existing universe or fictional story, expect that the characters’ names are rip-offs from the actual thing. Luckily, before the game starts, you get the privilege to name every single character that you’ll be playing along the way. I made the mistake of giving them the same names. Honestly, that was pretty fucking dumb of me. There are a few characters with given names already and those will be the ones to help you along the way. You’ll also always be a male in the game. I mean, the dick will still be able to ram a pussy but it would be nice to have played a different character for once. The brothel stories get a bit redundant as well. There are quite a number of deal-breakers, but that only happens during the beginning levels of the game. Once you get the hang of it, it’s all smooth sailing from there.
Here’s another, however, Game of Whores is pretty bland. Don’t get me wrong. I love the graphics, love the conversations and situations, and all that shit. But when a quest comes along, there are absolutely zero instructions as to how it’s gonna be done. What the fuck am I supposed to do here? I ended up navigating the game endlessly just to find out what I should be doing just to get fucked. That’s what’s going to happen to you, most likely.
Game of Whores is a good old role-playing game that’s got the work all neat and done for you. All you need to do is click the enter button millions of times, sit back, relax, and basically just watch. It’s minimal participation from you and everything coming from them.
Perks and Cheats
There are only a few options that Game of Whores provides aside from the endless enter button clicking that can be stopped by using the ‘auto’ feature. First, you can help the main character which is the girl, or just leave her be and face the screen with the game over written all over it. If you do choose to help the girl in the game, you can go around the place. Tour around the tavern, the Baelish mansion, or the slums. That’s about it. If you’re feeling a little lazy to read every single situation given, just click the ‘skip’ button at the lower right and you’re gonna be able to speed up like a man when a girl says she’s home alone. The website where you downloaded the zip file of Game of Whores will provide several links to a walkthrough of the game, a link to the newest version of Game of Whores, a link to the cheat version, some more information about the game itself, and some download links for windows, android, and mac.
If you’re having a hard time going around the game and you feel like the link to the walk-through doesn’t cover your problem, the comment section from the website is open for questions, suggestions, and whatever you have to say about it. The makers of Game of Thrones are pretty nice since they reply to almost all of the comments in just a matter of minutes. You get to see a few screenshots from the website as well about the game. Albeit a little misleading, you’ll surely be able to see it after some hurdles.
How Was It?
All in all, I’d rate this game as a 3 out of 5, assuming 5 is the highest. The instructions for and about the game were pretty vague, and the backgrounds remain as static as they were during the beginning. If you’re someone who’s looking for a lot of movement, some fucking action, and all that drool-worthy and mind-blowing shit, this might not be the place for you. But, if you’re someone who’s looking to spend some time sitting around, reading some stories, engaging in static situations, following some tasks, and everything, welcome to Game of Whores. The first task I ever did was to clean a lot of dishes. Even I thought the situation was endless. It’s definitely not a dead end and you’ll get rewarded with some pretty 2D tits, pussy, and dick. But it’s as static as it will ever get, and only very little movement and a few numbered expressions will be shown.
Game of Whores still has a lot of improvements that they need to do but they already have an impressive number of followers that are willing to wade through excruciating and incredibly wordy situations in the game. Not to mention that you’ll need to shell out a few dollars just to access the link to the walk-through of the game, only to find out that it’s readily available once you download the game itself.
I like it but I don’t love it that much. I’d say this one’s for the rookies with an incredible amount of patience just to see a little bit of tit and peek for some pussy. There definitely are way better games out there. But still, kudos to Game of Whores for giving us this free game with interesting situations and various characters that’ll probably hook you in even before you know it. Go ahead and click that new game button and let your adventure start from there.
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