Have you ever wondered what your favorite cartoons are doing now?
Can you still name some of your favorite cartoon characters from way back? I only remember Marge, Homer, Lisa, and Bart from The Simpsons, and Peter, Lois, Megatron (Meg, of course), Chris, and Joe from Family Guy. Oh, wait, who can ever forget the hot Bonnie Swanson, right? I believe that Lisa, Bart, Meg, and Chris have all grown and become adults. But what are they doing now? All the replays can't tell me what they're doing right now. I am still curious, even if I'm a grown-ass man. I'm sure that you're wondering about them from time to time.
What are they doing, along with your other cult favorites? Have you ever thought that they're probably old enough to get down and dirty right now? It's been running through my head since I discovered how to wank, and it has troubled me. The new cartoons that have been released recently can't reach the standards that the old cartoons built for us. Don't worry; you're just one of many watching cartoons from time to time. LOL. Surely, some of the old producers had something in mind for the cartoons we used to watch.
So many questions remain unanswered simply because some producers decided it's nice to have open-ended shows where the audience guesses what happened to the characters' lives. It's annoying. As adults, we all needed to know, especially if we can't watch the cartoons in question on our favorite streaming services. The Paid Porn Guide said fuck their confusing shit! It's high time we all had answers to the questions that's been bugging our minds ever since. Our favorite cartoons are having the time of their lives right now, and we're missing out on it. Now you can watch what they've been focusing on after the show's run.
You won't just be sitting your ass and watching here. Let's add in a little action, shall we?
Watching requires a lot of sitting, laying down, or doing nothing and just looking at the motion picture in front of you. It gets boring at times, right? Watching porn is the same if you're not fapping to it. It’s kind of useless at that point. LOL. The Paid Porn Guide said it's time to get that blood flowing, especially for the couch potatoes. LOL. That's why they've added a few games to this year's list of the best cartoon porn of 2022. Not only will you find out what your favorite characters have been doing recently, but you'll also be able to gain control over them momentarily.
There are fifteen items on this year's list, and ten of those are interactive games. Well, not all of those ten games have famous cartoon characters. And even if they have some famous cartoon characters in the cast, they're probably added with a recognizable twist. You know, nothing major. Your pervy eyes will still know who’s who and what’s up. We have the nerds living in their moms' basements to thank for that. These porn games aren't only addictive. They provide a sense of adventure, too! You'll have to pass through each level to watch and get the fucking you deserve, and there's even a grand prize, too! But these are all up to you to find out. *wink*
Some of the games require a VR headset. Ain't that amazing? That way, you can be immersed in the game as a participant and not just a boring old player. Most of the games the Paid Porn Guide has included are ones where you can customize your player from scratch — decide whether you want your fuck babe to have long or short hair, big tits or small, a bubble butt or not. Some games are parodies of a few famous TV series — you'll understand what I'm talking about once you browse the list. Get those blood flowing in the right direction as you conquer each level, one fucking scene at a time!
These aren't just random no-name cartoons! They're our favorites from way back.
Now, back to my first question: can you still name some of your favorite cartoon characters from way back? Because if you can't, these porn sites will have you walking down memory lane, one porno performance at a time. When the Paid Porn Guide said cartoon porn, it's not just filled with hentai, as most people think, although there are a few in the selection. Sure, hentai is great, but they deserve to have another section. That's another conversation for us to discuss. Cartoon porn is slightly different — we’re talking about the classics, the ones we all loved a few decades back.
I'm going to drop some names; tell me if they seem familiar, okay? Nani from Lilo and Stitch, Mulan and Li, Jasmine and Aladdin, Lois and Cleveland, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Helen from The Incredibles — do they ring a bell? I see you're already floating down memory lane. LOL. Have you ever wondered what happened to them after their TV series or movies ended? Now you can get all those questions answered because these porn sites will give you everything you've ever been curious about. One thing is for sure: all of them are incredibly great when it comes to fucking.
We'll have to thank all the nerds and animators who took their time to draw and make the scenes we'll be drooling over from now on. A few years back, cartoon porn was just a collection of some eyesore random characters armed with big juicy pussies and giant throbbing cocks. Now, the characters are eye-catching. More than that, these scenes will ensure that you'll be having seamless wanking sessions from now on. These animators knew even before how horny our favorite characters are, aside from them being already hot. LOL. Even Elsa is melting from all the fucking she's getting! Who knew Olaf could be like that? Well, it’s all for you to see.
The best things in life come for free!
I've always told you that the best things in life do not come for free. Well, let's change that phrase a bit, shall we? We've had enough of swiping our cards. And who says free porn tubes can't provide some of the best porno performances we can stroke our dick to? Well, a few porn games and cartoon porn sites might require a little fee. You know, in-game expenses and all. As for the cartoon porn sites, they'd allow you to have member-exclusive perks, unlimited downloads, and probable access to a whole cartoon porn network. Would you even pass on that? I think the fuck not.
But to make up for always swiping the damn card, most of the games and cartoon porn sites here are free. Complete all of the porn game's levels before you hop on to the new one, fap, and download every cartoon porn that catches your eye; no one will sue you. LOL. Live the fapping dream you've always wanted; here's your chance to do so! Don't underestimate this collection because it's filled with all the free goodies the Paid Porn Guide could collect. You'll never know; some of the best cartoon porn might just be sitting on one of these sites waiting for you to discover them.
Whether it is hentai that you want or the trusty old cartoons that have been with us our whole lives — they've got it all for you. Just click on one site or game and start the porno adventure you've always been curious about!
