Mean Massage Review

There are quite a lot of kinks and fetishes when it comes to porn, and I definitely can say that there are some that I find somewhat questionable. However, the ones that you can find at meanmassage.com, which revolve around cock teasing, cum control, and bondage are definitely some that I certainly enjoy, especially when I replicate the videos with my wife.

While we all love when we are in control as a guy during the lovemaking session, sometimes letting your partner take over control can end up with a reward that is most satisfying.

Premium network website

One of the first things that I have to mention, is that this is a premium site. That, of course, means that you will have to purchase a monthly subscription in order to access the content that the site offers. While that is completely understandable for a premium site, what is not understandable, is that you cannot access any other content at all.

I really fucking hate when I want to browse a porn site, only to get cock-blocked by a paywall before I can even check out a trailer. That’s right, there are no trailers until you fully sign up for the membership, what a pile of bollox.

No trial membership

While signing up for the membership will get you access to a fantastic TugPass network, which involves over 11 different sites, there is something that you have to consider, and that is that you fully have to commit when it comes to signing up.

What do I mean by that? Well, for whatever fucking reason, there is no trial membership which will allow you to see if the content is worth the regular membership. Luckily for you, checking out my review, it will make the decision much easier when it comes to signing up or not.

The design makes browsing fantastic

When it comes to the design of the site, it is definitely one of the best ones when it comes to browsing for porn. Instead of just getting flooded by a crap ton of video thumbnails until there is no more room on your screen, the videos, or how the site refers to them, episodes, are divided nicely across the page.

That is because they are all featured with a nice big thumbnail instead of a smaller shitty one, and you will also get to see a nice description under each thumbnail as well. The only thing that sucks is that you can’t really hover over the thumbnail for a quick peak throughout the video.

Videos are NOT in full HD

Before you register for the membership on this site, the tour says that the videos are in full HD, however, as I was browsing the site, it seems that they are all in 720p quality instead, which is quite a big kick to the nuts if quality matters to you, and it fucking should!

While the quality is not even close when it comes to keeping it up with modern technologies, as there are already plenty of websites that offer 4K quality instead of 1080p, there are still over 120 videos that you can check out.

When it comes to the theme that the videos revolve around, it is pretty much as the site’s name indicates. They are all about a lucky guy undergoing a mean massage, or unlucky if you are not into cock teasing porn. But if you are not into that, you would probably not get this deep into the review, now would you mate?

Inconsistent updates

Something that I really fucking hate, is when a premium website happens to have an inconsistent update schedule, and unfortunately, this is one of those sites. I honestly would not give a shit if they would add a video once or twice a month if it happens to be a free site, however, for a premium one, I expect to get updates at least once a week.

Still great for those who are into cock torture

If you happen to get yourself off by watching another dude getting denied from cumming by an astonishing pornstar, it is still worth checking out meanmassage.com and other content that the TugPass network offers, despite its flaws. Since it is quite rare to find porn dedicated to this genre, you will probably enjoy yourself with whatever content this site throws at you.