Ass or titties? This is a question that pretty much every man has been asked at least a couple of times in his life, and if your answer was the first option, then assparade.com might be something that would be worth your time. But is it? Let me be the judge of that.
Landing page full of big booties
Something that I love about porn sites is when the landing page is completely dedicated to the topic that its name represents, and in this case, everything is spot on. Pretty much every single thumbnail has a hot pornstar that is showing off her big ass in one way or another.
Some of them are getting their big asses spread by a pair of hands, some by a nice throbbing cock, and some of them are even in animated gifs, which are probably my favourite kind of teaser, especially if you can see that badonkadonk bouncing up and down.
Nice trailers, but with a catch
I decided to click on one of the thumbnails that were offered to me on the landing page, and I was delighted to see that I can actually get a trailer, despite the fact that this site is a part of the Bang Bros network, which is somewhat known to me as a network that does not have trailers.
Not only that but under the trailer, there was a nice description or rather a story related to the video, which made me more interested in checking the video out. On top of all that, there are screenshots under the description that highlight different positions from the video.
Unfortunately, as great as this all seemed Bang Bros kind of decided to fuck it up with their preview ways once again, as I wanted to check another video for the trailer. That is because once you see a single trailer, you will no longer get to see trailers, and the player will simply get covered by a paywall.
At least the description, the video duration, the rating, and the screenshots are still visible. However, clicking on a screenshot will lead you to the registration page. Oh, how close you were to the perfect landing page, and then you done fucked it up. Shame.
Registering grants access to bonus sites
As I mentioned, this site is a part of the Bang Bros network, and if you don’t know what network this is, then you must be new at browsing for porn. The network has over 50 sites, however, you will only get access to about 30 of them with a basic membership by registering at this site.
The registration page is actually quite a letdown, as it doesn’t really tell you anything about this, which is a bit stupid from their side. Something that I always like about porn sites is when there is an option for a trial membership, and naturally, the Bang Bros network does have an option for a 2-day trial membership.
Members area shows all latest content
After I completed my registration, I found myself in the member’s area, which was actually quite decent. Most of my screen was flooded with the latest videos on assparade.com, with the latest one being on top by the default filter, but I immediately noticed there were options to change that.
On the sides of the member’s area, I could see which features I can access, such as the library, a favourites list, watch later list, and even a recently viewed list, which is probably my favourite one, since both my wife and I like to rewatch porn videos that we really enjoyed before our own shagging session.
There are also some extra options such as accessing the other unlocked websites, special offers, staff picks, free live chat, meet and fuck, and a couple of other things. I don’t really care about most of these, as I am here for the porn, and most of these options will direct you to a completely different site.
4K videos require a membership upgrade
Before I say anything else about the videos, I have to get this one out of the way. Remember how I said that the member’s area lists the latest videos? Well, they are all available in the 4K quality, and naturally, I got quite excited about that.
However, I found myself with a flaccid fellow quite fast, as I discovered that in order to watch porn in 4K, I was asked to upgrade my membership in order to get access to them. I do understand that 4K is somewhat of a privilege these days, as only a small number of people can actually watch it in this resolution, but it is still a dick move.
Over 750 full HD videos
While you do have to pay extra for 4K, you can watch all videos available on the site in full HD with a regular membership. Honestly, considering that you get access to multiple sites and that this site alone has hundreds of videos, I can already say that this is a great deal, and I could end my review right here, but I will go into a bit more detail.
Big booties everywhere
After registering for a membership, the expectations were met when compared with the landing page. All videos have fantastic beauties that have big juicy booties, and since I am more of an ass lover, I certainly enjoyed everything this site had to offer.
I checked out a couple of videos, and all of the videos happened to have a different theme, and the pornstars were, let’s just say, unique. Of course, even if I am extremely familiar with adult content, I could certainly not go over all the videos that the sites offer, so there are probably some repetitive scenarios, but from the ones I checked out, I have to give nothing but positive credit.
I was delighted to find out that I could download all the videos I have access to on my computer, so I can enjoy them later on even if I happen to cancel the membership. Not only that, but I could also download a gallery in a zip file from every video I checked out.
The galleries contain photos from the video’s set, and while most of them are from the scenes you can see within the video, there are some exclusive shots from the pornstars showing off their goods in various positions that are not included in the video.
Easy to browse, but bad advanced search
The design of the site is quite nice, and I enjoyed browsing through the videos. I never thought to myself “what the fuck do I do now?” or anything like that, as the layout is very nice and never too cluttered.
However, when it comes to assparade.com, and pretty much any other Bang Bros site from my experience, I have to say that the advanced search is kind of garbage. If you want to browse using some keywords, there are quite big odds that you will not find what you are looking for, which kind of blows.
Either way, considering the content that the site already has, and the fact that it is still updating from time to time, as well as the fact that you get access to many other sites within the network, I certainly have to recommend assparade.com for everyone who wants high-quality porn in their life.
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