Been there, done that, but let's do it all over again! 😉
Remember when the elderly say, "been there, done that," and then proceed to tell a story about a more effective way to do what we've been doing? Whatever it is, it always results in an entertaining exchange of what the past did that the future made better. Those were really good times. That made me think; I wonder what moment would make us utter those words to our offspring in the future. My porn-infested mind kept telling me it must be something that involved the "birds and the bees" talk. It would be less awkward than the one we had, right? Or the one we didn't have. LOL.
I gather that this new generation is more visual learners than anybody else, you know? They need to see things for them to be able to fully understand what's happening. Of course, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm a visual learner, too, especially in fucking. But those blowjobs, handjobs, pussy-licking, etc., we've had a handful of that already, haven't we? Of course, if we're served handful after handful, no one would ever decline. LOL! It's paradise as it is! But just like what the previous generation has told us, they've been here and done everything, but there's one thing I haven't heard yet. Hmm, will they do it all over again?
All the granddaddy and hot GILF porn I've seen makes me want to answer that question with a yes. These oldies are horny as fuck! If you think they would rather like to lie down and watch on the sidelines, oh man, you're wrong. The grandpapas with dicks as hard as rocks are as strong as horses in their prime! If you don't believe me, then have a handful of what the Paid Porn Guide has to give us. Here's a list of the best old and young porn of 2022. It would be best if you prepared yourself for what's about to come, my friend. It's not for the faint of heart. *wink*
Moms, dads, grandads, and all the great lessons we can learn from them.
We can learn lots of things from MILF porn. These are the kinds of XXX films teenage boys learning to stroke their dingdongs usually go to. It's incredibly visual. Horny moms teach their teen sons and daughters how to fuck properly, suck dick, and then proceed to do the deed themselves to show them better. No one knows better than moms, right? I know all of you will agree with me. Now, let's take it up a notch. Let's add all the dads and granddads we can find who would be more than ready to get down and dirty, even in their prime.
Trust me; the porn industry has tons of those! By those, I mean old fuckers whose favorite supplements are viagras. Although they're not what you think they are. These horned-up peeps in their prime are really in their prime. You might be shocked they have the best-ripped bodies, just like the middle-aged man you watched getting punished by girls in CFNM. And because of their age, they have so many sexual lessons to pass to us, the next generation, to make them proud (in bed, most definitely). Now, because we're all visual learners, get ready for a shit ton of old and young fucking heading your way.
Wait! Don't get giddy just yet. We still have a lot of things to talk about. Nothing boring, of course! I know some of you are thinking, oh man, here's a collection of porno performances filled with nothing but older adults only. That's where you got it wrong. Every porno enthusiast wants nothing but variety, and that's what the Paid Porn Guide will give. Of course, we have moms, dads, granddads, and grannies. But let's sprinkle in a bit of fun and add a handful of raging horny teens in there and a variety of extras that make it all better. The more, the merrier, as they say!
Meh, okay. We got moms, dads, a bit of grandparent, and a shit ton of teens. Is that all you can give? 🤔
Your question got me wondering if you're one who likes to take risks and lives on the edge daily. Are you? Or are you just second-guessing what the Paid Porn Guide has gathered right here? Either way, that's okay. Many surprises are heading your way, and it's better that you're expecting more than just sitting there and waiting for what's to come. MILFs are the fantasy we've been playing too often, aren't we? DILFs and oldies, too. We can't blame you if you've had enough of those. Because aside from a shit ton of XXX films that contain MILFs, DILFs, and a lot of GILFs, you'd better brace yourself. I doubt you're expecting these kinds of scenes.
Alright, let's cut to the chase! Mix moms, dads, grandparents, and many teens, and what do we get? Good old family taboo situations, of course! But how about the extras, right? As I said, there would be extras in this mix earlier. OF course, we won't let them down. Put those girlfriends, boyfriends, best friends, sorority mates, and even classmates in the mix, and you have one hell of a family orgy going on! Or should I say, a group sex ed lesson? Either way, every scene is as exciting as you think it is. Nothing predictable for the thrill-seekers, of course!
These people aren't the only ones feeling horny, aren't they? Almost everyone does. Babysitters, teachers, and even your innocent high school classmates get their pussies wet sometimes. That's why they've got to be included in this group sex ed lesson. No one should be left behind. We're glad these parents, teachers, sitters, and grandparents are kind enough to involve everyone. It makes one messy, wet, wild, and crazy fucking situation that is waiting for you to stroke your dick on it. Oh man, it's making me feel giddy too! Don't worry; there's more than enough to go around.
A sprinkle of variety for your eyes only!
Ready to know what's in store for you? I've been blabbing about many things already, but those aren't the main course. Have you been guessing? If you said family taboo situations because I mentioned it earlier, you're not wrong. Who knows if family taboo situations can branch out into something better? The Paid Porn Guide does not know how to disappoint. Let's hope your cocks and wallets are ready for what I'm about to tell you. And yes, you must get that card shiny and ready for swiping. Do you know why? Because all the good things in life never come for free.
There are twenty-two porn sites in the Paid Porn Guide's list of the best old and young porn of 2022. Do you think that's a lot or not? I think that's a handful that could last me my life if I would shake hands with the milkman in every XXX movie they have. If you're one hefty fapper, you could always be on the lookout to see if the Paid Porn Guide will add porn sites to this list or not. But enough about all this chit-chat, and let's get to the real deal! I know you're dying to find out if you haven't skimmed through the list already.
Paid Porn Guide presents to you only the best nubile, MILF, DILF, family taboo scenes, sitter porn, and GILF porn they could ever get their hands on. If you've been in the porn industry long enough, you know these are filled with all the hot mammas and papas imparting important fucking lessons to the fresh faces porn could provide. Nubiles is the only ones who could deliver these scenes with the most innocence in their faces, yet the horniest of fuckers. I assure you, these sites are worth paying for, not because they hold the most porn (because we know they don't), but because they hold only the best porno performances in this category.
Here's the best this year has to give! So, are you ready to swipe?
